...but jokes about graphing functions? That's where I draw the line.
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The more I miss da meaner I get!
Two sex workers are comparing their worst clients. One says, “Mine paid me in pennies and called it ‘trickle-down economics.’” The other laughs, “That’s nothing—mine asked for a discount because he ‘finished the job himself’ in thirty seconds!
They were un-ovoid-able
" That's not how a Sobriety test works "
You should have seen the look on their faces when I said, "My money's on the one with the knife."
If you accidentally hit a parked car, just write "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.
I'm never doing that again. I'm going back to whipped cream.
You tep on the brake.
They had been spent 24 hours straight on this until they got too tired and decided to call it a day
So I chose "Snow White and the 7 Dwarves".
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